joe dirt, you planted a seed in my soil
and from it a sunflower grew and stretched towards
that smile of yours
your mullet may be a wig,
but the way it moves when you shake
shit off your head as your strapped
to a shit canister makes me weak in my knees
not to mention those aaacid washed jeans
sure your story has merit in the news now
but those acid washed jeans
really got me begging for joe dirt 2, please
i want to see what else you have to offer
you are as earthy and unrefined
as dirt i guess but its my stance that
you are simply divine
in those acid washed jeans
in those greasy band tees
those acid washed jeans
how can you do this to me?